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Last year we shaved all the fur off a great big Polar Bear

And guess what .....

It looked just like the guy in the picture !!!!!!

We were so cold and hungry we ate him anyway ,

Meat was tough , very little fat , tasted kinda spicy

You cannibals ate Bud O'Neal my Cherokee brother? He wears a polar bear cover to beat the weather......poor brother......they got you :cry

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They missed me Gabor, That was the big hairy neighbor down the road , some say he was gay, I don't know for sure but I have heard that if you eat the "meat" of a gay person that you are gay also ? I suppose that it would make a difference if he was dead or not ? :bigballs :badluck :bunny Run like hell, the bunny is !


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Hahaaaaaa :rofl
The process is called digestivecannibagayification......

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:laughing Packed & labeled in steel containers, Had an FDA recall, Bad meat in a can. :fart :puke2 :bunny


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Gabor wrote:
Nucking Futs wrote:
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Last year we shaved all the fur off a great big Polar Bear

And guess what .....

It looked just like the guy in the picture !!!!!!

We were so cold and hungry we ate him anyway ,

Meat was tough , very little fat , tasted kinda spicy

You cannibals ate Bud O'Neal my Cherokee brother? He wears a polar bear cover to beat the weather......poor brother......they got you :cry


Nope .... the Polar bear we shaved all the fur off looks a lot like that big guy holding the package of Hungarian Vegemite

Like I said ... the meat was tough as hell but at least we didnt get any hairs caught in our teeth

And thats important

Especially Public hairs .... them's kinda wiry


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bud oneal wrote:
They missed me Gabor, That was the big hairy neighbor down the road , some say he was gay, I don't know for sure but I have heard that if you eat the "meat" of a gay person that you are gay also ? I suppose that it would make a difference if he was dead or not ? :bigballs :badluck :bunny Run like hell, the bunny is !


OH OH !!!!!!!!!!

If I start acting queer you will know I ate the gay guy

I was wondering why the meat was so tender !!!!!!!!

tasted like seal flippers

Arctic Seal Flipper Recipe

remove the skin and claws from 4 medium size seal flippers
Set them aside and go to the store for a bottle of cooking Sherry
Simmer the flippers in bear fat for 2 hours on low heat
Let them cool for a few minutes
Toss the seal flippers to your favorite sled dog
Drink the bottle of Cooking Sherry


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